In light of the fact that writing 'penis' randomly in an otherwise relatively boring journal seems to make quite an impact, which was sorta the point other than just to make my friends laugh, I decided that it would be fun to up the ante a bit. So below this, you will find the original text of the penis journal in case you haven't read it and have no idea what's going on, and then below that is a totally fun new feature. I have such a naughty streak. Betcha can't guess what's being featured...
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There really is no point to this penis journal, but I'm writing it anyway for a couple penises reasons. The last one is starting to get old enough to annoy me now. Also, we've been without penis a/c at my house for a week now since the unit decided to pick the hottest penis week of the year so far to keel over and die, and the techs are putting in a new penis unit now...and the process is so penisy noisy that I can't focus enough to write or to read any of what I'm supposed to be reading. Not that I'm complaining about penis. I'm so sick of being hot or being confined to the common areas of the house where we put in an emergency window unit...I needs meh penis space!!

Anyway, I started working on the penis next part to BbyB: Undead yesterday. I didn't really feel like writing - rl has been a bitch lately - but my boys were tired of waiting for penis me to pull the penis myself out of my funk. Sean, especially, would like penis to move past his current situation in the story. lol. I guess I'm about half finished with the penis it, or maybe just a third of the way through the penis it...it's sorta hard to tell when my boys are as involved in the penis writing as I am. But I do know there will be at least one more penis part after this, maybe more depending on how many more penises details and perspectives they talk me into writing into the story. It is their penis story after all. lol. Now that I've started it, though, I'll be pushing myself harder to finish the penis it so hopefully the next part of BbyB: Undead will be ready for all of you to read sooner rather than later.

That's all I can think of for now, I guess. Oh, wait - there's only a couple more days left in 's Best Portrayal Contest fav.me/d527bxa so, artists, hurry up and put the finishing touches on your entries! There are great prizes! *nudge nudge wink wink*
Also, is having their first contest...QaF-Liberty Ave's DESIGN A LOGO Contest fav.me/d56sedg They want "a snazzy new logo" with the group name prominently displayed so join the group, get creative, and submit your entries!
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Penis Feature #1!!!
**Please note that even though I like to be silly and have fun, I would never make fun of anyone or any part of their body. In all seriousness, the male form is beautiful and the only reason I want to do these features is for the appreciation of the male form.
Special thanks to the artists/photographers/models for providing us deviants with these lovely penises!!! Also, check out Siobhan68's journal fav.me/d4plqoj and Mavrosh's journal fav.me/d4plqml about the double standards regarding male vs. female forms where I found some of these fantastic penises!

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I could go on finding more and more of these beautiful images, but I have to stop somewhere.
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I really think that's all now. Have a good penis weekend, everybody.
Jade

P.S. Enjoy all the penises? Betcha thought I forgot. You know who you are.